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Ebook Pirates of the Danube: The Erotic Adventures of Pepper MacOralby by David J.  Schmidt read! Book Title: Pirates of the Danube: The Erotic Adventures of Pepper MacOralby
The author of the book: David J. Schmidt
Language: English
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 22.23 MB
Edition: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (August 25, 2012)
Date of issue: August 25th 2012
ISBN: 1479163600
ISBN 13: 9781479163601

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“Pirates of the Danube” comes riding into town on the sticky, dubiously-stained coattails of the “Fifty Shades of Grey” series, offering a prophetic, satirical look at how low our standards have sunk.

This work of comic farce presents a satire of the entire romance – erotica genre, taking shots at supermarket dime novels, Fabio-emblazoned book covers, and “S & M for housewives” alike.

Readers of “Pirates of the Danube” are swept along from one historical anachronism to the next (Beowulf, Lazarus and Jane Austen’s “Mister Darcy” are contemporaries in this world; the young medical student Sigmund Freud makes a cameo appearance). The sexual adventures of our heroes—Pepper MacOralby and Baron Von Hugenstein—take place amidst a mix-matched hodgepodge of historical references, Biblical quotes, literary allusions, and pop song lyrics.

This book is humanity’s last stand in the face of our impending intellectual demise.

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Ebook Pirates of the Danube: The Erotic Adventures of Pepper MacOralby read Online! David J. Schmidt is a freelance writer and self-described “Huguenot” living in San Diego, CA.

He was conceived in a fireworks factory at some point between 1970 and 1985. After a gestation period of unknown duration, Schmidt was born to the world of Man, only to be swiftly adopted into the world of Beast some days later. The pack of wolves that raised Schmidt during his formative years was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honour by U.S. President George W. Bush, shortly after he delivered his fated “Mission Accomplished” speech.

Schmidt has received various recognitions for his charitable contributions toward the preservation of Peyronie’s Disease. In 2004, he was granted knighthood by the Basque Republic, becoming Sir David J. Schmidt for the following three years. The title was stripped from him by the United Nations Council on Fallacious Royal Families in 2007.

Schmidt lives with his beloved ex-wife of 14 years, his two cats, and his indentured servant.

You can read more of the drivel he writes on his blog:
www.donguero.blogspot.com



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